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What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.
A barista was wearing a face mask while making my drink. I asked "Where'd you find face masks? They're all sold out." The barista replied, "This is a coughy filter."
The person who had a coffee cup thrown at them went to the police station to report being mugged.
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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