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Pies

David

A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.

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Coffee

David

What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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Plagiarism

David

Apparently I was accused of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.

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Different types of people

David

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, literally.

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Pies

David

A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.

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Coffee

David

What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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Plagiarism

David

Apparently I was accused of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.

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Different types of people

David

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, literally.

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