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A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.

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7 December 2020

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

Gate Builders

27 August 2020

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.


17 October 2019

Inventing cement really paved the way we build things and I have mixed feeling about that.

Construction Worker

26 May 2019

A construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really cemented the case.