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Pregancy

David

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Construction

David

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Cement

David

Inventing cement really paved the way we build things and I have mixed feeling about that.

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House Building

David

What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.

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Construction Worker

David

A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.

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Squares

David

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

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Atoms

David

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Pregancy

David

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Construction

David

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Cement

David

Inventing cement really paved the way we build things and I have mixed feeling about that.

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Tags:

House Building

David

What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.

Share :
Tags:

Construction Worker

David

A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.

Share :
Tags:

Squares

David

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

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Atoms

David

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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