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Gate Builders


Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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26 October 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.


7 December 2020

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.


17 October 2019

Inventing cement really paved the way we build things and I have mixed feeling about that.

House Building

20 July 2019

What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.

Construction Worker

27 May 2019

A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.


9 November 2018

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.


7 November 2017

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.