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What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, literally.

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Cross Eyed People

8 July 2019

Why do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.

Bank Teller

22 May 2019

Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.


7 November 2017

They say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?

That Person

21 September 2017

That person is booking it for the library!