Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!
I wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?
What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.
A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."
I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.
Image of two tents across from each other, with a dog in each looking across from each other. The caption: "this is an in tents stare down"
How do dogs travel? By waggin'.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
The vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".