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I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.
Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!
I wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?
What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.
What's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.
A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."
I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.
Image of two tents across from each other, with a dog in each looking across from each other. The caption: "this is an in tents stare down"
How do dogs travel? By waggin'.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!