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The vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".
What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.
My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.
What kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.
How do you fix a train that can't hear? With an EnginEAR
Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.