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Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.
I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.
I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.