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Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.
I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.
I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!