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I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.
Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!