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I used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.
Why do future seers always have a lot of money? It's all about the profit.
Train operators really have their life on track.
Unsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.
The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.