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I used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.
I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.
Why can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.
The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!