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Holy Water


How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Cheese Factory

5 June 2020

An explosion at the cheese factory bleu up everything. De brie was everywhere. The cause was due to the old building. It was destroyed fromage. Shredded to bits. The walls looked like swiss cheese.


9 May 2020

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!


29 April 2020

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"