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I was a member of a top secret cooking society until I spilled the beans.
How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!