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A construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really cemented the case.
I paid the judge a pile of hay to get out of jail. He accepted my bale payment.
[In a courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of click-bait and sentence you to the electric chair. What is about to happen next will shock you"