Construction Worker

26 May 2019

A construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really cemented the case.

Guilty!

16 May 2018

I paid the judge a pile of hay to get out of jail. He accepted my bale payment.

In a Courtroom

5 October 2017

[In a courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of click-bait and sentence you to the electric chair. What is about to happen next will shock you"