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What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.
What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.
My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!