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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Velcro

7 August 2020

I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.

Quiet People

26 March 2020

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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