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I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.
What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.
I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.
What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
Why was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.
Do I prefer boxers or briefs? Depends.
I used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!