My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.
Someone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.
I recharged a battery I found in the garbage. It was re-volting.
I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!
You can't plant seeds if you haven't botany.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Friend: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of stars."
Me: "Terrible joke. Only 3 stars".