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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.
Someone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.
I recharged a battery I found in the garbage. It was re-volting.
Geology rocks!
I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!
You can't plant seeds if you haven't botany.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Friend: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of stars." Me: "Terrible joke. Only 3 stars".
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Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!