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Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.
Which is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!