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Potassium

David

Do you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.

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O-Chem

11 July 2020

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Sodium

7 June 2020

I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

Chemists

18 May 2020

What happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.

Acid

8 November 2019

What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.

Cost of Gas

19 September 2018

I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!

Atoms

7 November 2017

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Proton

27 December 2016

A proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positive."

Neutron

27 December 2016

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Gold Thief

6 October 2016

What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.

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