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Chemists

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What happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.

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Chemists

3 December 2020

Chemists are great problem solvers because they always have solutions.

Potassium

19 November 2020

Do you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.

O-Chem

11 July 2020

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Sodium

7 June 2020

I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

Acid

8 November 2019

What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.

Cost of Gas

19 September 2018

I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!

Atoms

7 November 2017

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Proton

27 December 2016

A proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positive."

Neutron

27 December 2016

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Gold Thief

6 October 2016

What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.

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