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Chemists are great problem solvers because they always have solutions.
Do you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.
What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.
I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
A proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positive."
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.