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What does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"

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19 July 2020

When I moved out into my own apartment, I hung up a copy of the US Constitution. I call it my declaration of independence.


28 May 2019

There is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.