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A bike keeps running me over every day. It's a vicious cycle.
Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.
What does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"
I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!