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Running

David

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

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Waffle Cars

David

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

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Missionary

David

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Limos

David

I spent many years doing limo repairs. After all that time, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.

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Cars

David

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Garbage Truck

David

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Mechanic

David

I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.

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Mufflers

David

I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.

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Spare Tire

David

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

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Ignition

David

I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.

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Running

David

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

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Waffle Cars

David

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

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Missionary

David

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

Share :
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Limos

David

I spent many years doing limo repairs. After all that time, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.

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Tags:

Cars

David

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Garbage Truck

David

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Mechanic

David

I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.

Share :
Tags:

Mufflers

David

I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.

Share :
Tags:

Spare Tire

David

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

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Ignition

David

I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.

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