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I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
A doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.
I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.