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Shorter

David

I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.

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