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I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.
I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!