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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
A doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.
I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.
I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!