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Smart Phones


The newest smart phones, with screens that cover almost all of the front, are really top notch!

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29 October 2019

My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.


8 June 2018

Image: Picture of a phone screen, with a bullet from a gun sticking through it. A literal screenshot.


19 January 2017

The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.

Phone sex

6 December 2016

Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.