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My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.
Image: Picture of a phone screen, with a bullet from a gun sticking through it. A literal screenshot.
The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.
Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.