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Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.
My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.
The newest smart phones, with screens that cover almost all of the front, are really top notch!
Image: Picture of a phone screen, with a bullet from a gun sticking through it. A literal screenshot. Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/50i231/screenshot/
The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.