Snipers

25 June 2022

I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.

Beers

4 May 2021

The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?

Cow

9 May 2020

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

Flu shots

10 March 2020

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

Flu shot

8 March 2020

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

Guns

6 March 2018

I was asked if I wanted to try firing a shotgun. I guess I'll give it a shot.