I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
People who don't get flu shots make me sick.
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
I was asked if I wanted to try firing a shotgun. I guess I'll give it a shot.