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There used to only be 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knows y.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!