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Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!