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What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.
Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!
Why did the hipster burn their lip while drinking tea? They drank it before it was cool.
Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!