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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.
I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.
Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.
What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.
An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.
What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!