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Cats

David

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Friends

David

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Astronauts

David

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Clocks

David

What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.

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Lions

David

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Thesaurus

David

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Steaks

David

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Leftovers

David

I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.

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Rocks

David

Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.

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Runners

David

What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.

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Cats

David

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Friends

David

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Astronauts

David

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Clocks

David

What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.

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Lions

David

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Thesaurus

David

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Steaks

David

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Tags:

Leftovers

David

I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.

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Rocks

David

Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.

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Runners

David

What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.

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