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What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.
Working at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!