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Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.
I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...
I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.
What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.
Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.
Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.
Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.
Telling bad puns is how eye roll.
I tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.
They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!