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The person who had a coffee cup thrown at them went to the police station to report being mugged.
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!