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A passerby just tossed an empty milk carton at me. How dairy?!
If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.
The person who had a coffee cup thrown at them went to the police station to report being mugged.
Did you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!