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I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.
After some trouble, I managed to barter for some raw metal. It was an ore deal.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!