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I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
We call bleach blondes suicide blondes. Dyed by their own hands.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!