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I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
They say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?
What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!