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Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.
What country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!