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What country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.
Did you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!