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Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.
I got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.
The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.
Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!