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Piano

David

What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.

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Cow Musician

David

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.

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Stone

David

I carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.

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Piano

David

What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.

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Cow Musician

David

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.

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Stone

David

I carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.

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Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

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Hot dog costume t-shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

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My foot smells a smelly foot t-shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

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Queen royal flush t-shirt

Battery AA Meeting

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Battery AA Meeting

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Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow

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Rainbow

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