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Never try to argue with a guitarist. They always strike a chord.
I carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!